Why are all Golden Retriever stuffed animals horrifying?

I mean honestly look at this thing. The most adorable kind of dog in the world and I can’t find a single stuffed animal that does it justice.
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I mean honestly look at this thing. The most adorable kind of dog in the world and I can’t find a single stuffed animal that does it justice.